As reported yesterday, one Sluggy the Unshaven wasfound dead in his vacation home, a bullethole in the forehead.Authorities and forensics both originally claimed this to be a cleanand successful suicide, but an anonymous tip to the authorities earliertoday seems to have changed that.

It has been revealed that Sluggy, being of a certain membranous strainof amoeba, is a creature that can only be felled by way of the heart.If this happens to be true, Sluggy could not have possibly been killedby a shot through the forehead. The case is now wide-open, withauthorities now concluding that this is, in fact, a murder.

This has been further inforced when forensics did an autopsy on thebody this afternoon. Cursory inspection of the heart found it to be inperfect condition, albiet dead, but closer inspection found anothercatalyst. The entire organ was diluted with what appeared to be largeamounts of Chromic acid, which appears to have been injected throughthe thin needle of a syringe. A small, needle-thin hole was found onthe left lobe.

Even if Sluggy were to have commited suicide, it is unclear exactly why he would have wanted to cover it up via a shot to the head. Asaforementioned, the case has been pegged as that of the murder variety.

The prime suspect? None other than Sluggy’s own fiancée, Froslass.This evident in her mysterious, and apparently sudden, disappearencefrom the scene of the crime. Sluggy’s vacation home, a rustic cabin inthe Colorado Rockies, had reportedly been her residence for months. Alocal resident, a french intern, affirmed this in saying that the twowere seen together only a day before the death.

Froslass’s wearabouts remain unknown. Sluggy’s registered vehicle, a1996 Honda Accord, was found in the cabin garage, untouched.

“This is a very strange case,” says Denver police officer DanDanson. “It’s like something you’d read about in a thriller novel orsee in a movie, but you wouldn’t expect it to happen in real life.”Danson is one of the three officers and two detectives currently onthis case.

More developements, as and if, they arise.